the Ostrich Pillow
Ever have enough with the real world and all you feel like doing is telling everyone to f#*k off? You wish there was a sign you could just place on your forehead that would get the point across… Well idk about a sign or telling your co-workers to eff-off so let me tell you about the next best thing. The Ostrich Pillow. Its designed for this crazy modern world, and if you need to get away and only have a few minutes this might be the sanctuary your seeking. All you do is stick your dome and hands in this weird pillow, and all your worries are left to the outside world. No one would bother you; because once you slip in to this guy it’s clear that you’re dedicated to some leave-me-alone-time. So I present to you the future of public relaxation.
Posted by: Dank Sinatra
Grinders Inc. 